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If you go down to Willow Farm,
There's Winston Churchill dressed in drag,
We've got everything, we're growing everything,
ALL CHANGE!
Feel your body melt;
Dad to dam to dum to mum,
Let me hear you lies, we're living this up to the eyes.
And as you listen to my voice,
To look for butterflies, flutterbyes, gutterflies,
Open your eyes, it's full of surprise, everyone lies,
Like the focks on the rocks,
And the musical box.
Oh, there's Mum & Dad, and good and bad,
And everyone's happy to be here.
He used to be a British flag, plastic bag, what a drag.
The frog was a prince,
The prince was a brick, the brick was an egg, the egg was a bird.
(Fly away you sweet little thing, they're hard on your tail)
Hadn't you heard?
(They're going to change you into a human being!)
Yes, we're happy as fish and gorgeous as geese,
And wonderfully clean in the morning.
We've got some in.
We've got some out.
We've got some wild things floating about.
Everyone, we're changing everyone,
You name them all,
We've had them here,
And the real stars are still to appear.
Mum to mud to mad to dad,
Dad diddley office, Dad diddley office,
You're all full of ball.
Mum diddley washing, Mum diddley washing,
You're all full of ball.
Ooee-ooee-ooee-oowaa,
Momma I want you now.
To look for hidden doors, tidy floors, more applause.
You've been here all the time,
Like it or not, like what you got,
You're under the soil (the soil, the soil),
Yes, deep in the soil (the soil, the soil, the soil!).
So, we'll end with a whistle and end with a bang.
And, all of us fit in our places.