When they passed out brains,
We thought they said rain...
So, we ran and hid.
That's what we did.
We must be as sharp,
As a bowling ball,
The way we harp,
Excuses from all.
Dumber than a box of rocks!
At least one brick shy of a load,
Worse yet... lazy as a toad?
You bet!
When God was passing out brains,
We thought She said trains,
And, asked for a slow slugger.
When God asked if we'd like a brain,
We thought She said rain,
And, we ran for cover!
How can we ever recover?